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is the Cadillac of crappy.
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Purple martins are the Cadillac of swallows.
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Saab is the Cadillac of cars.
Bill O'Reilly is the Cadillac of idiots.
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DTS is the Cadillac of Cadillacs.
Pecans are the Cadillac of nuts.
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Wal-Mart is the Cadillac of trucking.
235 is definitely the Cadillac of RS-232 chips.
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Saliva is the Cadillac of the digestive system.
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Human compost is the Cadillac of compost.

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  1. # Anonymous Jake

    Poncho is the Cadillac of Mexican Zebras.  

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