Tonight on The Jack Bauer Show 24! Jack forgets to move his watch forward for Daylight Savings Time and plays sudoku for an hour instead of tracking down the rogue nuclear weapons! Sealed off in the JackCave for his meditative hour of math-based fun, Jack survives the nuclear holocaust!

Next week, Jack wanders the post-apocalyptic landscape breathing heavily and yelling, "Dammit!"

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