Observations:
1. On Monday, twenty-four Miller Lites sat on the bottom shelf of the fridge at work, left over from Friday’s Christmas party. Today, there are eight. That’s a lot of on-the-clock boozin’.
2. If I jump at just the right time as the elevator descends to the lobby, I can hit my head on the ceiling. Hard.
3. New Mexico is getting a spaceport. And a bullet train to replace a thirty-minute drive. And it still takes, on average, three hours to get a driver’s license.
4. I didn’t link any of those facts about New Mexico. But they’re true.
5. Aimee bakes delicious stuff.
6. I did link to the cookies. And they’re delicious.
7. The heat in the bathroom must be on a separate thermostat than the rest of the office. It’s like a sauna in there.
UPDATE:
8. There are only nine days left 'til Christmas. I am freaking out.
1. On Monday, twenty-four Miller Lites sat on the bottom shelf of the fridge at work, left over from Friday’s Christmas party. Today, there are eight. That’s a lot of on-the-clock boozin’.
2. If I jump at just the right time as the elevator descends to the lobby, I can hit my head on the ceiling. Hard.
3. New Mexico is getting a spaceport. And a bullet train to replace a thirty-minute drive. And it still takes, on average, three hours to get a driver’s license.
4. I didn’t link any of those facts about New Mexico. But they’re true.
5. Aimee bakes delicious stuff.
6. I did link to the cookies. And they’re delicious.
7. The heat in the bathroom must be on a separate thermostat than the rest of the office. It’s like a sauna in there.
UPDATE:
8. There are only nine days left 'til Christmas. I am freaking out.
#2 - I am going to try that in the library elevator. Because, if there's any place where I feel like hitting my head against something during finals week, it's the library.
Were you going up or down?
And was it before or after you had those 16 beers?
You have to jump right as the elevator starts going down.
And as much as I wanted to drink those beers, it wasn't me.
And to Jake:
Nice.
Why were you jumping in the elevator to begin with?
To hit the ceiling, of course.
All I know is you better same some cookies for me.
and the German chocolate cake! Whose dog is this anyway?
sounds like a fun place to work!
i like the image on the bar across the top of your page, by the way.
~K
Um... how do you KNOW about the head-hitting thing?