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I had a meeting in my boss’s office this morning. We were talking about a group of real estate investors.

Kelly: Yeah, they want to take a bunch of that land out in the desert and turn it into some sort of retirement community and conservation project.
Robert: Conservation?
Kelly: Save the dirt, man.
Ron: They should just make water out of it.

When someone makes a statement regarding using dirt to make water, there can be no doubt that they are certifiably insane. They are either a complete lunatic and believe that the physical laws of the universe do not apply or they are sitting on invaluable technology that could make them millions of dollars but would rather continue to sit in an office everyday doing ads for car dealerships and battered women’s advocacy groups. In which case, their lunacy is an even deeper rooted evil.

The best part was that no one was really even surprised that Ron would make such a statement. That's right. We've come to expect it.

5 Responses to “question mark”

  1. # Anonymous s. wells

    this has nothing to do with your post, but i was wondering who took the pictures of kimmie's wedding. my sister laura wanted to know if you did.
    but, anyway, we're looking for pictures of her wedding.
    laura got married the same day and we want, so badly, to see how it went.

  2. # Anonymous r.fuel

    I took the pictures, but they're not ready for viewing yet. I'll let you know as soon as they are.  

  3. # Anonymous r.fuel

    What about Laura's pictures? Do we get to see those?  

  4. # Anonymous s.wells

    i'll get those up somewhere sometime soon. i'll let you know about those also.
    i've been busy doing youth ministry this summer (can you believe it??) so i haven't breathed in a couple of weeks.  

  5. # Anonymous r.fuel

    Youth ministry? You've got to be kidding. I thought you'd be rounding up rogue motorcycle gang murderers and dispatching your own brand of vigilante justice.

    But yeah, let me know about those pictures.  

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