Dear Diary,
I’ve been too depressed to write. I hate failure. I hate water. I hate wrinkly hands. I hate everything.
I’m so sad.
Also, I hate that Criss Angel guy. Mindfreak. More like Mindfart. Jerk.
XOXO,
David “Magic” Blaine
I’ve been too depressed to write. I hate failure. I hate water. I hate wrinkly hands. I hate everything.
I’m so sad.
Also, I hate that Criss Angel guy. Mindfreak. More like Mindfart. Jerk.
XOXO,
David “Magic” Blaine
Way over my head...
David,
You need to listen to me carefully. SHUT UP! Nobody cares about you and your little pity-party. I told you that stunt was a bad idea. I told you that you shouldn't do it. So, don't come crying to me now that your sorry sissy a** couldn't live without oxygen.
Seriously, dude. Shut up.
Signed,
Your Diary.
P.S. - That "hugs and kisses" crap has to go.
Haha!