So we went out for ice cream…
…and that’s how I got syphilis.
We went to the mall to look for some shoes…
…and now I’m never allowed back in Great Britain.
The car rental place gave us this little, blue Geo Metro…
…and we had the hardest time buying little Bill back from the gypsies.
For our vacation, we decided to rent a boat on Lake Michigan…
…and you know, I never thought I’d say this, but those Canadian Mounties are surprisingly gentle.
When I was living in Philadelphia, me and my roommate decided to find a new apartment…
…and to the best of my knowledge, he’s still working with those Pilipino pirates somewhere in the Baltic.
It was a beautiful day, so I decided to take my daughter to the park…
…and I still don’t have any feeling in my right leg or the palms of my hands.
So I was riding this little Vespa scooter around…
…and I ended up paying the midget almost three grand.
I was sitting on my couch watching TV…
…and you know what he used to stitch up my leg? Yak hair. Yeah.
*howls with laughter*
Nice, man!
Brilliant.
I miss the Mexican Zebra.
Should I get drunk to bring him back?
Maybe?
The Zebras gone and I didn't even get a T-shirt :-(
Maybe if I get drunk and wear a sombrero?
Drunk or not, you put on a sombrero and take a picture of it and we'll bring back Juanito.
What if I take a picture of my macaras instead? I don't actually HAVE a sombrero...
Um... "Maracas"... wow. Please excuse my lysdexia.
I don't know... Sombreros are so much cooler than maracas.