The Plan to Revitalize Downtown

Because it smells like old bologna down there.

Right now, it's a real craphole.

You should be ashamed.

Because some people can't tell the difference between it and Mexico.

Or just give it to the hobos and the crack whores.

Or the smell will slowly take over the rest of the city.

Because children have nightmares about it.

Or we could just let it burn.