Tonight on FOX: our most thrillingest episode of the Jack Bauer Show 24 ever! Tune in as Jack beats the flamingo-loving bejesus out of someone/something for valuable information/things while breathing heavily! Watch Jack watch a satellite feed on his PDA while breathing heavily! See Jack drive from Los Angeles to Montana and back in ten minutes! While breathing heavily! Also, people die.

2 Responses to “promo”

  1. # Anonymous bekah

    There will probably be explosions, too.  

  2. # Anonymous r.fuel

    True. How could I forget?  

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