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I was ruminating last night on the immigration issue and realized that it bears a striking resemblance to that other national gift from our neighbors to the south. That's right. Illegal immigration is just like tequila. At first, everything's great. You've got cheap labor and delicious mixed drinks. Everybody's having a good time. But then in the morning, the hospital bill comes. Nobody wants to pay it and the fun is all over.

8 Responses to “similarities”

  1. # Anonymous Chickie

    Hospital bill? Hospitals after tequila are only for wusses.  

  2. # Anonymous r.fuel

    Really? Are you sure that the hospital bills aren't for the truly hardcore?  

  3. # Anonymous aimee

    quite an analogy, then again, you're always coming up with some sort of analogy  

  4. # Anonymous Bekah

    The truly hardcore don't go to the hospital.  

  5. # Anonymous r.fuel

    The truly hardcore are taken there by their friends.  

  6. # Anonymous soontobestiffanonymous

    the hospital or the morgue . . . the real men, that is. in fact, if you really are a real man, you just start at the morgue. saves everyone a whole lot of time and trouble. more consideration  

  7. # Anonymous Chickie

    The truly hardcore have friends that dump them in front of the ER and then speed away.  

  8. # Anonymous Crazy Sam

    I'm allergic to hospitals  

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