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glitz

Tag lines for an expensive restaurant

The name is French because it sounds fancy.
We pay off-duty cops to keep the bums off the sidewalk.
Big prices. Tiny portions.
We charge a lot because we love your money.
Girls will like you if you buy them food you can't pronounce.

3 Responses to “glitz”

  1. # Anonymous bekah

    A small $50 steak here is better than the Texas joint down the road. Really. Trust us.  

  2. # Anonymous constantlychangingmydinnerplansanonymous

    If you are asking about the price, you cannot afford to eat here  

  3. # Anonymous whatcomeswiththeprixfixe?

    even the napkins are extra  

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