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Signs that your buddy might by absolutely flamingo-loving crazy nuts:

1. He ran off into the jungle by himself.
2. He ran off into the jungle by himself with one gun and no toothbrush.
3. He ran off into the jungle by himself with one gun and no toothbrush to take on an army of mysterious jungle people who travel in packs with complete stealth and the uncanny ability to kidnap people in the middle of the night.
4. You found him a week later when he came charging through the brush mumbling incoherently.
5. The first thing he said when he woke up from his insanity nap was, “Oh, hey guys. Let’s kill some women and kids.”
6. He apologizes to a chick. And shoots her.
7. He shoots another chick. Then himself.
8. He has the appearance of an individual who is absolutely flamingo-loving crazy nuts.

1 Responses to “not found”

  1. # Anonymous jake

    When you put it like that, I don't understand why they didn't see it coming from a mile away.  

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