Trucking!

Because you're tired of working at McDonald's. That fry grease really burns.
All the truck-stop dining you can handle!
Not lonely at all!
It's fun to use the phrase "lot lizard".
Deep-vein thrombosis! It's not as bad as it sounds!
Not as many racist hicks as you think!
The only job in the nation that you let's you eat, drink and defecate at your desk!
Ever since that Garth Brooks song, very few wives cheat on their trucking husbands!
No one will know you don't have pants on!
No pressure! Everyone expects you to drive like an a**hole!
See the country! As a blur while driving really fast and staving off a heart attack brought on by truck-stop food, stressful deadlines and all-nighters.