Pros and Cons of Acne

You could end up looking like Edward James Olmos.
Thousands of acne clearing face treatments. Zero that work.
Contact sports.
Complete list of foods that won’t make you break out: saltine crackers.
Repulsiveness to women.
Accidentally popping a zit while using a borrowed cell phone.

Edward James Olmos is famous.
Hours of popping entertainment.
No need for expensive face moisturizer.
Low self-esteem means you can do anything and not worry that people will think any less of you.
Not dating leaves your schedule open for video games all day, every day.
Free cooking oil.
Portable relief map of the Badlands.

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