Look what arrived in the office mail today:


Apparently, such high quality man bags require extensive security measures:

I don't know about you, but knowing that this man bag is pilfer-free is nothing short of spectacular.

15 Responses to “in the mail”

  1. # Anonymous anne arkham

    Real men don't put up with no pilferin'.  

  2. # Anonymous aimee

    what?

    who's man bag is it anyway?  

  3. # Anonymous anne arkham

    Aimee, my husband has porn delivered to his office. You're lucky; yours is just ordering man bags.  

  4. # Blogger Dan

    Maybe he feels confident in his masculinity...  

  5. # Blogger r.fuel

    Obviously, there's been some confusion. The important thing is that THE MAN BAG IS NOT MINE.

    It came for The Man, if you understand my meaning. I have a picture of the address label to prove it, but posting that shot would not be prudent.  

  6. # Anonymous anne arkham

    Uh huh. And the blond wig was just a joke.  

  7. # Anonymous onebaggeranonymous

    help me here: what would one do with a "man bag"? is it for ugly boyfriends?  

  8. # Blogger Jake

    I'm far more interesting in the "plonge" that it comes with.  

  9. # Anonymous plongelessanonymous

    man, (or should I say "man bag"), I'm really stupid. what's a plonge?  

  10. # Anonymous aimee

    robert doesn't need a man bag, he carries my purse and a diaper bag - now that's security in one's masculinity  

  11. # Anonymous anne arkham

    Whatever the plonge is, it's a soft one.  

  12. # Anonymous whereismyplongeanonymous

    and black  

  13. # Blogger anaglyph

    Maybe the pilfer-proof tape is to deter anyone who might feel like taking the plonge...  

  14. # Anonymous laughinganonymously

    Anaglyph: good pun!  

  15. # Blogger anaglyph

    Is 'good pun' an oxymoron?  

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