Let me begin with this: I heart blogger. I really do. I just hate the blogger-trolling spambots that scour the internet for unassuming blogs on which to leave their annoying mark. So, comment verification is being turned on. I hate to do it, as I don’t like the idea of discouraging comments. But I hate the spam. I hate it like the Kansas City Royals hate winning baseball games. So please continue to comment (or start, if that’s the case), because your opinions are valued and appreciated as long as you’re not a spammer. Or at least as long as you’re not spamming me.

Now, in memory of the spammers soon to be vanquished by comment verification, the spam that words has received (with commentary, of course):

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Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
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Covers “make money related stuff”? Just like CNN covers “happenings worlds stuff”.

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Um, you kinda trailed off there… Were you saying something?

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Thanks. You know, I also enjoy my blogg, but just the other day I was thinking about quitting. The strain has become almost overwhelming, and I’m not sure if I can take the pressure. But thanks to your words of encouragement, I’ll soldier on.

And “work from home” is the best stuff you have seen on the net? Seriously?

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Laura lost her battle with cancer on Saturday night. Her sister Celia blogs about her loss with love and a heavy heart at 5th and Spring .

It must be some really moving, really intriguing reading if you can’t even pull yourself away to finish telling me about it. Maybe I’ll check it out… Oh, wait. There’s no link or any sort of referral to the blog or news piece you’re speaking about. So why even tell me?

Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a internet business site/blog. It pretty much covers internet business related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)

You know, you seem so nice. I would have ignored you if you hadn’t included the little smiley face at the end. That just warms my heart. Someone so friendly couldn't possibly have selfish motives, right? Can we be best friends forever?

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I don’t care how much you love your cat, there is nothing “awesome” about cat furniture. Unless it somehow makes the cat a dog. That would be awesome.

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What? You think I’m fat? I need to get some of that appetite suppressant right away. Oh no! I can’t see through my big fat tears! What shall I do?

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Thanks. I would assume a blog on which I’ve referenced such topics as defecation, masochism, voodoo knife holders, exploding heads, urine, urinals and poop & blood consumption would be nothing if not professional.

Also: how much loose weight do you have lying around? And in what form? Barbells? Weight plates? Sacks of flour? Human heads? Please explain.

5 Responses to “spam no more”

  1. # Blogger Fuzzball


  2. # Blogger Joe Fuel

    the real question is whether this crap actually sells anything...  

  3. # Anonymous anonymous 2

    Does the TSA run this verification screening thing? If so I have an anti-TSA site that might interest you... It's free, but you can make a lot of money with it.  

  4. # Anonymous anne arkham

    Dude, I want that cat furniture.  

  5. # Blogger anaglyph

    I might get a t-shirt made up: "Loose Weight - Ask Me How"  

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