Dear Buckeyes,
It's my fault, really. And I'm very sorry. I forgot to tell Troy this morning that he was playing for the National Championship.
I know that he won the Heisman and all, but every once in a while he just needs a little reminder before the really important games.
Sorry, boys. Maybe next year.
Love,
Momma Smith
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Dear Team,
While I admire Momma Smith's candor and the bravery it requires to take the blame for such a disappointing loss, I can't let her apology stand. It's not her fault. It's mine. For hiring an offensive coordinator who forgot to bring his playbook to the game. Jerk.
Coach Tressel
It's my fault, really. And I'm very sorry. I forgot to tell Troy this morning that he was playing for the National Championship.
I know that he won the Heisman and all, but every once in a while he just needs a little reminder before the really important games.
Sorry, boys. Maybe next year.
Love,
Momma Smith
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Dear Team,
While I admire Momma Smith's candor and the bravery it requires to take the blame for such a disappointing loss, I can't let her apology stand. It's not her fault. It's mine. For hiring an offensive coordinator who forgot to bring his playbook to the game. Jerk.
Coach Tressel
I don't follow college football...
Hell, I don't even LIKE college football...
but I know that taking 51 days off before playing in The Big Game is not a good thing. No other sport, or league of the same sport, would do that - which is yet ANOTHER example of why college football sucks ass.