New business cards are being printed for everyone at the office, and instead of the usual business-related titles (i.e. copywriter, account executive, account manager, etc.), we have been asked to provide something fun and original that speaks about our personality. I have a few ideas, but I'm thinking that the true revelation of my personality will come from others. Please submit your thoughts or vote for submitted titles via the comment field. In the meantime, some of my ideas:
Robert Fuel:
Can type.
Writes stuff.
Cubicle Management.
Money Launderer.
Biped.
Slumber Management.
Pirate Representation.
Syntax Management.
Edit to add:
The writer of any slogan chosen for use will win... something... lunch. Or some iTunes. We'll work something out. But now it's a contest. Get your friends in on it.
New thoughts:
VP of Mediocrity
Slowest Guns in the West
Muffin Slayer
Syntax Engineer
Voted Most Likely to Wear Pants
Chess Club Vice President
Senior Wordologist
Robert Fuel:
Can type.
Writes stuff.
Cubicle Management.
Money Launderer.
Biped.
Slumber Management.
Pirate Representation.
Syntax Management.
Edit to add:
The writer of any slogan chosen for use will win... something... lunch. Or some iTunes. We'll work something out. But now it's a contest. Get your friends in on it.
New thoughts:
VP of Mediocrity
Slowest Guns in the West
Muffin Slayer
Syntax Engineer
Voted Most Likely to Wear Pants
Chess Club Vice President
Senior Wordologist
Muscle Enthusthiast.
Zombie Slayer.
Gun for Hire.
Gun for hire.
So cool.
Dynamic Mobility Designer
Direct Usability Coordinator
Investor Configuration Technician
Future Infrastructure Producer
Customer Paradigm Consultant
Regional Creative Analyst
Legacy Web Specialist
Principal Intranet Manager
Forward Group Administrator
Peon
Photographer Extraordinaire.
Resident Strongman.
[Insert Witty Title Here]
"Yes" Man. (Not that I'm saying you are a yes man. I'd just like to see that on a card)
Voted Most In Need of Wearing Pants
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing
The Lacrimost Lacrimologist
Leisure Tactician
Pansy
Oral Cryptologist
Putting Words in Your Mouth
Tightwad
Asset Liberation Specialist
Worm
Voted Most in Need of Wearing Pants?
Pansy?
The Lacrimost Lacrimologist?
Just what are you trying to say?
Master of the Universe
Eats Chocolate in Secret
Conquering the Universe, One M&M At a Time
Anger Inducement Specialist
Prince of Sleeves
King of Shorts
Master of the Mailroom
Master of the Maleroom
Emperor of Clientele
Lord of the Files
Sultan of Squat
Duke of Delivery
Don of Design
Interim New Guy
Poop Smyth
Office Lackey
Typier Extraordinaire
Jerk
Mr. Fantastic
Derriere Extraordinaire
Mr. Extraordinaire
Mr. Cool Tapes
Director of Women Interviews
Too Fresh
Web Slinger
Web Slinger Extraordinaire
2 lagit 2 quit
my two favorite, even though it's probably too late:
[insert witty title here]
Derriere Extraordinaire
iRobert
I vote for " Putting words in your mouth" and second place would be "Syntax Managment"