Ideas for the 'border town surrounded by desert' tourism campaign that I will not be presenting at the next creative meeting:

El Paso. At least it's a dry heat.
So much culture, not even the residents enjoy it.
All the ugly stuff conveniently located right next to the freeway.
Cross the border into Mexico and maybe never come back!
It's just the beach! Except there's no water.
Millions who stop for gas can't be wrong!
Mexico's just next door, for all your prescription-drugs-without-a-prescription needs.
Hey! We've got a Chili's!

3 Responses to “not good, either”

  1. # Anonymous james

    You will not presenting? Maybe not be presenting. But i love you despite your mistakes.  

  2. # Blogger r.fuel

    Thanks for the heads-up, Jim. I fixed it.  

  3. # Anonymous Anonymous

    blame me ... I taught him to criticize grammar and punctuation  

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