Phil the Caveman
Hunter/Gatherer
Seventh Cave After the Pile of Stones by the Stream
The Valley Between Urgh Mountain and Cold River
Experience:
Childhood - Present
Experienced hunter/gatherer. Capable of supporting self and mate through a combination of wooden spear and scrounging techniques. Thirty-two percent success rate in fire-lighting. Confrontational grunting and gesturing skills honed through territorial issues. Experimentation with neighbor extermination for convenience and additional mammoth supply.
Gestation - Childhood
Experienced pooper/suckler. Educated by father, an experienced hunter/gatherer.
Conception - Gestation
Survived.
Special Skills:
Communications expert
Fire-lighting
Wooden spear hunting
Scrounging
Ability to consume poisonous plants with few effects
Avoiding sabre-tooths
Reference:
The mammoth I just killed in the forest.
Hunter/Gatherer
Seventh Cave After the Pile of Stones by the Stream
The Valley Between Urgh Mountain and Cold River
Experience:
Childhood - Present
Experienced hunter/gatherer. Capable of supporting self and mate through a combination of wooden spear and scrounging techniques. Thirty-two percent success rate in fire-lighting. Confrontational grunting and gesturing skills honed through territorial issues. Experimentation with neighbor extermination for convenience and additional mammoth supply.
Gestation - Childhood
Experienced pooper/suckler. Educated by father, an experienced hunter/gatherer.
Conception - Gestation
Survived.
Special Skills:
Communications expert
Fire-lighting
Wooden spear hunting
Scrounging
Ability to consume poisonous plants with few effects
Avoiding sabre-tooths
Reference:
The mammoth I just killed in the forest.
if only resume writing could always be that straightforward
actually, that looks remarkably similar to my resume...