Women are crazy.
Yes, every single one of you.
Evidence:
1. Exfoliation. You're paying good money for someone to strip your face of its skin. Sounds psychotic to me.
2. Journals. Here's an idea. Let's write down all our most intimate thoughts and deepest secrets so somebody else can find them later and read them.
3. Babies. If somebody told a guy that they could give the gift of life as long as they were willing to put up with nine months of disfigurement and discomfort and then seven to thirty-six hours of intense agony, the world would be a very lonely place.
UPDATE:
4. Makeup. If you're pretty, you're pretty. No amount of eye shadow or lipstick will change that.
5. Jewels. They're just rocks.
Yes, every single one of you.
Evidence:
1. Exfoliation. You're paying good money for someone to strip your face of its skin. Sounds psychotic to me.
2. Journals. Here's an idea. Let's write down all our most intimate thoughts and deepest secrets so somebody else can find them later and read them.
3. Babies. If somebody told a guy that they could give the gift of life as long as they were willing to put up with nine months of disfigurement and discomfort and then seven to thirty-six hours of intense agony, the world would be a very lonely place.
UPDATE:
4. Makeup. If you're pretty, you're pretty. No amount of eye shadow or lipstick will change that.
5. Jewels. They're just rocks.
Would number 4 be make-up?
good thing you marrie one, huh? you just had to get one of those crazy girls for yourself...
just so you're informed, that loufa you use in the shower every morning exfoliates your whole body
Jim- I never said that they weren't also awesome.
crazy: (def.) a married man blogging at a blog his wife reads about how crazy women are, without exception