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Tom Cruise squirted with water

The London premiere of Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" turned into a war of words after Tom Cruise was squirted in the face by a man posing as a reporter.
The actor was outside a movie theater in London doing press interviews Sunday when a man squirted Cruise with a water pistol disguised as a microphone, London's Metropolitan Police said.
Cruise appeared to laugh but then asked the prankster: "Why would you do that?"

Well, Tom, it's most likely because he thought it would be fun.

The prankster tried to walk away but Cruise reached across the metal barrier, held his arm and said: "Don't run away. That's incredibly rude.

Careful, dude. Tom might have gotten some scientology on you. You should get that looked at.

The actor grew increasingly irritated and told the man: "You're a jerk."

He then ran home and cried to his momma. Katie Holmes wanted to help, but was busy having her brain sucked out at scientology headquarters.

5 Responses to “watch out”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    I like that one.

    By the way, how in the world did you find Free Katie?  

  2. # Blogger r.fuel

    Thanks for the feedback.

    And you don't want to know.  

  3. # Blogger Joe Fuel

    maybe the guy was trying to wash the scientology off Tommy...

    too bad scientology is just like any other bad idea. they just circle around your brain until you get REALLY stupid.  

  4. # Anonymous Anne Arkham

    I'm thinking Tom's been squirted in the face before.  

  5. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Meesa tinkin' yousa plenty smart  

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