The majority of my recent posts have been news recaps and pictures. The reason for this is simple. I normally do most1 of my posting at work. This used to be fine, because I could spend a good deal of time on it2. Now that I have a job where my services are actually required3, I am forced to spend much less time blogging. I promise, I will remedy the situation and create some truly funny4 posts in the future. Pictures and news clippings won't go away because I like funny news and love photography. But all fifty5 of my readers come here for a reason, and it's probably not to read the news they can get at Yahoo or Google or see pictures that look like they were taken by a thirteen year old with macular degeneration and really bad acne. It's because they're very nice people6. And I will not push you readers away. I can't. You see, in a strange7 way... I love you8.
1 - all
2 - an entire work day
3 - sort of
4 - stunningly mediocre
5 - two
6 - sick and twisted individuals who enjoy the mental punishment they find so easily in my disjointed writings
7 – and completely non-weird
8 – crave your approval
I'm hooked
I have no idea why, but only one thought comes to mind...
BRAINS! BRAINS!
Don't be so hard on yourself. There are at least three of us, one of whom is not even related to you.
funny post. i dig the footnotes.
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Thanks for chiming in, everybody. I appreciate the thought.