this may be too late to undo the catastrophic damage that may have been caused, but i need to make a correction to a previous entry. after seeing his picture and the corresponding caption (posted april 14), he made sure to tell me that he is not a 9 out of 10 on his current rating is, in fact, 9.7 out of 10. after i let time pass without posting a correction, he has reminded me on several occasions that he is actually a 9.7, not a mere 9. and while i am sure that my appearance would garner no more than a 1.2, i hate the idea of robbing joe of his untouchable, out-of-control, and completely raging hotness. so, without further ado, may the record show that joe is actually a 9.7 out of 10 on and not, as has been previously stated, a 9. joe, i apologize for the embrassment i must have caused you by downgrading your achievement. i love you. like a brother. a hot one.

7 Responses to “correction”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    i'd give you a 150 out of 10 on  

  2. # Anonymous james

    Well, let me first say that its wierd that an "anonymous" person would give you a 150 out of 10 on, but secondly, and my real purpose of commenting, a question: How is it, that Joe, a 9.7 out of 10 on, a well spoken, well liked, charming individual, does not have a girlfriend?  

  3. # Blogger r.fuel

    The mystery remains.  

  4. # Blogger r.fuel

    Actually, it's mostly because he lacks self-confidence. It's my firm belief that a number of fine young ladies are attracted to him, but he's too self-conscious to ask them out.  

  5. # Blogger r.fuel

    I'd like to add that he says he doesn't want to date right now. If that's what he says, I'm forced to believe him. Why would he lie?  

  6. # Anonymous Aimee

    He might lie because he's really just afraid that if he gets a girlfriend she'll only want to come over when he's babysitting his niece. Or maybe he has a secret love affair with a certain video game called which won't be named. It rhymes with JLO Jew.  

  7. # Blogger Joe Fuel

    The real answer, ladies and gentlemen...

    Is that i'm rather enjoying myself without a girlfriend and have a hard enough time hanging on to my money, without having to pay for other people.

    as for these girls who may be attracted to me, where are they?  

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