We have moved three times.
I have had four employers.
We have been in one car accident.
We have had three birthdays.
We have driven more than fifty thousand miles.
We have had one insect pet.
We have had two cars.
Twice, we had zero dollars.
We fixed one air conditioner three times.
We have purchased two tires.
We have earned two college degrees.
I have thrown away one shirt.
I have flown three times.
You have flown four.
You had nine months of pregnancy.
We have one little girl.
Happy Anniversary, Aims.
I have had four employers.
We have been in one car accident.
We have had three birthdays.
We have driven more than fifty thousand miles.
We have had one insect pet.
We have had two cars.
Twice, we had zero dollars.
We fixed one air conditioner three times.
We have purchased two tires.
We have earned two college degrees.
I have thrown away one shirt.
I have flown three times.
You have flown four.
You had nine months of pregnancy.
We have one little girl.
Happy Anniversary, Aims.
Only ONE insect pet? Deprived you are.
thanks bear. i love your writing. it's the best anniversary present yet.
Well Robert,
Be careful, don't do something you can't outdo in later years. But it is very well said.
You mean you have to outdo yourself EVERY year?! Quick, about face, take it all back. I would recommend that you go with "Roses are red, violets are blue, aren't you cute, goochy, goochy, goo" (or something equally overwhelming).