...that you do everything in your power not to picture this:

I walked around a bank of lockers towards the sinks and was visually assualted by a large man, weighing somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 pounds. He was drying himself. Thoroughly. With nothing more than a blow dryer. (shudder) I have seen many disturbing things in the locker room at the gym, but this one takes the cake (or rather, makes me want to purge some cake). All you old men at the Y: please put on a towel. Please.

3 Responses to “it is imperative”

  1. # Blogger Joe Fuel

    oh my. you should have a much more persuasive disclaimer before you tell anyone anything like that.  

  2. # Anonymous aimee

    i just might be scarred for life  

  3. # Blogger r.fuel


    Naked crunches.

    That's right.  

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